Aftertaste
a poem
Your AI generated event flyer is an insult to every creative you hope will attend. This poem is not a meal for weak stomachs, something I suspect the Prompt Engineers are afflicted with. These lines will not read easy over morning coffee. They won’t toast golden just the way you’d like them, I am a human so I do not poach a bakers dozen of artists’ works to spit out steaming gruel while saying, You're so right, it is grey and mushy Spot on assessment, it's not gourmet, it's a petrol byproduct. Thank you for catching that, you are totally right to call it out. There may be less sass somewhere at the bottom of one of these pans, but it’s a hard-boiled truth, and time to wash your hands. Chefs get burnt all the time but they return to their pantry for a love of the aroma a passion for the joy in the painstaking partaking in the divine act of Godliness that is making something fresh something by hand something which reminds the body it is connected the nervous system energized, the heart warm and full I am no data center anomaly. I am a little fried, eyes a little runny considering these scrambled edges, but these AI posters you use are rotten eggs. Why spoil the event? It was one thing when the warehouse doors first opened and we were all wide-eyed like our inner children astonished by the endless supply of a facade for flavors and dishes but you must know better by now, that lead glazed flatware is poisoning the water. So I have no apologies for dumping in the compost the rogue shell bits and stale breakfast you chose to serve, not everything consumed will sit well but when I cook up a morning course in working through heirloom recipes passed down through generations, the door to the kitchen is open, but hot oil is on the stove and my Pyrex is sizzling with memorized measurements and broil times. Spilt milk over French toast brioche and strawberries soft from a night soaked in sugar could be yours, a four course Michelin star honor to ask the artists in your community to participate, to contribute to pay them instead of a subscription to slop to treat them with the respect you trust a service worker is treating your meals. From the fast food quick bite to the sit down dinner you waited all week for. Your AI flyer is a health department red letter C in the window to your event which every potential attendee will look at and form an opinion. If this is where you cut corners the sell-by date inches closer, the people are hungry and stomachs are groaning a chorus of nutrient deficiencies craving integrity and honesty but there's nothing appetizing left. I'd rather eat they crayons used to draw up a yard sale sign stapled to a pole than taint my tongue with the aftertaste of 1s and 0s

